The Obsessed Woman

"This was my first job and my first house before heading to the other houses in the same street. I need to make the best impression," I thought as I halted my bike near a big brown gate. I heard no braking and hence I opened the gate no. 38 bravely and rang the door bell. Within minutes, a middle aged woman opened the door and looked at my face.

"Madam, this is a new promotional razor and aftershave perfume. We are selling it at half price now. You should definitely use this offer to buy one for your husband," I was all smiles when I told the women. 

One glance and she went inside

I stood proud with eyes open wide

"She should be impressed by my speech" I thought. 

Soon she returned back with a look

That held place in no book

I looked out for some money

Instead she made me a dummy

She held a mirror right near my face and said, "I guess it is ONLY you who needs one such product badly". 

I was shocked and embarrassed. 

but before I could open my mouth, 

Someone from behind her came dressed

in perfection and looking youth

He was tall, handsome and his clean shaven look bowled me over.

That's the woman's husband. He gave money for the promotional product and said,

"She is in obsession with clean shaven look. 

Some women do, so don't mind it dude ", as he winked at his wife. 

I thanked the couple for buying the Razor product and came out. But before going to the next house, I headed back home. And within minutes, I was driving past the same home and the same woman but this time she showed me a thumbs up sign. Yay!

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Babe's Date with his Dad

Little Babe is very glad

It's Sunday, 

He is going for a date with his Dad

It's time to play

Dada, a tall and a handsome father of Babe comes home working late and hard in the jungle everyday. And whenever he comes home, little Babe will be always asleep. It was only on Sunday that Babe and Dada goes for a stroll in the forest - the only day father and son date together.

But that Sunday, Babe was sad because Dada did not come on time. He has not kept his promise and Babe was really cross. He waited and waited but Dada did not come. Babe was getting tired and he walked slowly to his bed as he was feeling sleepy.

But suddenly, Babe heard his Dada calling out his name

Dada: Hey Babe! my little one I am back

Babe: Dada! Dada! I have been waiting for you long

Dada: Oh! my dear son come to dada now

Babe ran towards his Dada but stood one feet away from his Dada.

Dada was calling him near for a hug but Babe hesitated and replied,

"Dada I guess you need some bath. I smell something nasty on you"

Dada was cross. Then, he checked on himself. He smelled his shirt, his hands and finally his bread. "Yuck! it must be the beard that's been soaked in my sweat...hmm I hate that unclean stubble now" he thought.

Moral: Sporting a stubble? Either make sure its cleaned or make sure its cleared :)

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